"what an honour"

So, after all these years of MSN chats and porn wanking, I finally throw myself into the world of brain ejaculated gossip...BLOGGING! Why the fuck not? I see myself surround by endless and infinite boner driven events, which maybe, I wouldn´t even prefer to know about them but as you get older, your memory starts to fade...in a weird way sometimes, so I thought "why not put all these sins in a place where God cannot have access to them? BBBBBBBBBLOG!" And HEY! This my first post! My first fucking post! I will not compare this with the day I lost my "innocence" or the day I made my father a proud man( even though we never talked about it) but they both have something in common, Google! Go figure that one...

Well, I was only going to write "TEST" but 21st century sex on ITV(or was it BBC) and those "inside pussy camera close ups" aren´t exactly the thrill for an evening. Not the mention the pumps for the erectile dysfunction surgery, just imagine your dick(if you´re a man), cut open while you are lying drugged on a table! Scares the hell out of me, I mean, will I get to that point one day? A guy gets like what? More than 50 hard ons per day? I speak for myself, but sometimes I just feel like my cock is going to explode...is it ok to write that ? Help me out here, I´m a starter! Not with the boners, with the details!!!



PS: I hope there isn´t broadband in Heaven...